Pro Bowl????

Five shows and movies I'd rather watch instead of the NFL Pro Bowl, happening right now down in Miami:
1. A marathon of America's Next Top Model, and during commercials flip over to "The Real Housewives of Atlanta."
2. Reruns of "The Magic Hour", Magic Johnson's putrid, long-since canceled late-night talk show.
3. Major League II
4. Major League III
5. Episodes of "The Golden Girls" ... oh wait, I watch that multiple times per day, it is the best show ever. Oops.