LeBron and McDonalds

Earlier this week, it was announced that LeBron James has signed an endorsement deal with McDonalds. Here's the story on ESPN.com: http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4867029 Apparently there will be a McDonalds Super Bowl commerical with LeBron, Dwight Howard and Larry Bird. Can't wait to see that one.
Anyway, now the LeBron and McDonalds are partners, I wondered if there will soon be a McD's menu item for the King. I came up with these, send me some ideas or comment on this post:

- The Triple Double (three beef patties, three cheese slices, two slices of bacon and three buns. I am salivating already. When LeBron gets a triple double, these are free after the game at McD's. Talk about mass hysteria.)
-  The McJames (a one-pound piece of filet mignon with three different kinds of imported cheeses on an asiago cheese bun. Served with a glass of Dom Perignon, at select McDonalds. Ordered as a Happy Meal, it comes with a mini Hummer and a mini LeBron private plane. The Gloria James mini private plane comes next week. Only the best for the King.)
- Cavs Chicken Nuggets (Features replicas of LeBron's Cavalier teammates in a six-pack of nugs. You'll have a Zyrdunas Ilgauskas nugget along with Mo Williams, Andy Varejao, Deltonte West, J.J. Hickson and of course, Shaq, which will be a giant-sized nugget in its own box. The Delonte and Mo nuggets come with a head band made of cheese).
- The LFMVP, Lebron For MVP. (Two pounds of roast beef on a hoagie-style bun with french fries, onions, tomato, lettuce and topped with sprinkles that look the heads of Kobe Bryant and Dwyane Wade. You are literally eating LeBron's competition. Who wouldn't want that?

- The Broadway Burger. (This has been put on reserve at McD's in case LeBron heads to New York this summer. If he does, McDonalds will give away two free Knicks tickets with every sandwich, because even they know the team will be that bad. The burger comes topped with special "Traitor LBJ Sauce" that is literally made up of the blood and tears of Cleveland fans that were shed when he left town).
- The Maximus, named after LeBron's youngest son (A breakfast menu item. Pancakes dipped in butter, deep-fryed, dipper in chocolate, deep-fryed, dipped in lard, deep-fryed, topped with bacon, sausage, biscuts, hashbrowns and gravy. Served with a gallon of whole milk and cigarette for after. Trust me, you'll need it.)

Like I said, post some comments with more ideas. Hope you enjoyed it. I'm off to McDonalds.

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